Friday, June 29, 2007
The Future Is Here, If
You We Can Afford It
The time has come, my friends. We must equip ourselves with these jetpacks and become a mighty army of flying Geekanerds. At $200,000, if 1,176,471 of you click our Google Ads we'll be able to go airborne for 19 minutes... And with that one ride we can take over the factory and steal the rest of the packs, because as we all know crime becomes easy with even the most useless mechanical advantage.
If we can't raise that kind of money we can always just kidnap a bunch of kids and strap rockets to them: