Truly putting the "kid" in Kid Devil, looks like someone is still hanging on to their third grade zingers.Inappropriate baby imagery, inappropriate places to have sex, and inappropriate uses of the English language, after the jump...
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Chris Giarrusso's brain-hungry symbiote and Colleen Coover's squat little Modok make for some adorable little miscreants.
But what's up with the Spectacular Spider-Chub?How They Like It - Catwoman #81
Catwoman and Batman have sex while falling off a building.Is She or Isn't She? - King Size Spider-Man Summer Special
Hmm, that would explain her obsession with Thor--the girliest hero in all of comics. I also submit into evidence the fact that this story was drawn by Colleen Coover, the writer/artist responsible for the lesbian porno comic Small Favors. Coincidence? Perhaps.Class Act - Blue Beetle, Teen Titans #61
Blue Beetle is such an enjoyable character to read, you have to wonder why more teen super heroes aren't written beyond petulant, angsty stereotypes. Here he tries to make piece with Kid Devil after they find their tracking the same vllian...
And though this next panel may seem like a dick move out of context, I feel that this is a honest attempt to respectfully keep KD in the loop, and to downplay the awkwardness of the situation by injecting a little humor. Tactful texts are very important in this day and age...
Stay classy, Double B.
Spider-Man is Creepy - King Size Spider-Man Summer Special
Keeping an eye on the missus? Trying to stare down her blouse? Any way you cut it, this is a little weird.Irony Alert - Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season Eight #17
Buffy has done more than her share of twisting the english language into a near unrecognizable web of adjective-nouns and superfluous suffixes, and only a thousand years in the future does Buff realize what her valley-speak hath wrought.Woah, Overreact Much? - NYX: No Way Home #1
What? There's nothing I understand about this interaction. Her art? What the hell? Dumpster diving? And that face! She's really really pissed about this. I just don't get it.Celebrity Casting Corner - Army @ Love: The Art of War #1
Paris Hilton makes an appearance here as Sylvia Stein, a hot actress who just happens to spend much of the issue as a giant ape that blesses a fanboy soldier with some rough monkey sex. Oh, that sounds like something you'd like to see?
Kyle Baker Goes Too Far - Special Forces #3
Going...
Goooiiiinnnggg...
Gone.
Writer's Worst Nightmare - Army @ Love: The Art of War #1
This issue opens up with writer Rick Veitch getting waterboarded for the suspicious web research he did when writing the first series. I'm sure this scenario has played itself out in the heads of anybody who has ever Googled something like "how to build a nuclear bomb" for the sake of some creative work. Or published the words on their public blog. Be right back, someone's at the door.
2 comments:
Dudes, I always knew batman and catwoman did it like eagles!
1. Amazing Spider Chub sounds like a euphemism for Parker's wang.
2. Apparently using rutting as a swear carried all the way from present day Jossverse with Buffy to the future Firefly Jossverse. Long time for slang to carry.
3. Degan took my eagles comment. Batman is like George Washington (nerd reference +3 pts!)
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