Showing posts with label Cartoons Suck Now. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cartoons Suck Now. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Michigan J Frog Now Actually Dead

It's the end of an era, toon fans. Newsarama via Variety reports that the 13-year old Kids WB Cartoon Block is no more. With it goes the last trace of the WB network itself, leaving only the CW, that dead-inside cypher of a station. Granted, it's been a long time since the glory days of Animaniacs and Freakazoid. The modern-era WB toonage has consisted mostly of dubbed anime, mediocre DC action shows, and truly unspeakable hackwork.

But while those with cable can bask in the warm glow of top-rate cartoons 24/7, I feel sorry for the kids and nerds across the nation who are stuck with what network TV dishes out. Because while Kids WB is not the trendsetting powerhouse it once was, a few of their shows still maintain that rare spark of wit; Johnny Test has it's moments, and that annoying new Scooby Doo show redeems it's grotesque concept (Scooby and Shaggy are rich!) with a comically non-threatening villian voiced by the great Jeff Bennet. And even their weaker action shows like The Batman and Legion of Superheroes look pretty good compared to the the crap they show on FOX that's produced by 4Kids, the same company that will incidentally now be creating cartoon programming for the CW.

With two 4Kids cartoon blocks on Saturday mornings, cable-less kids can expect a lot more dubbed anime (which admittedly can be a lot of fun in it's own mind-numbing way) and more travesties like TMNT: Flash Forward. It's the Ninja Turtles...but they're IN THE FUTURE!



Compare and contrast with Limozeen: But They're In Space.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

John Kricfalusi Dares To Dream...of the Ideal Animation School

John "K" Kricfalusi has given us animation nerds so much. Ren and Stimpy, this Bjork video, and those really disturbing Yogi Bear cartoons you used to see on Cartoon Network after midnight.

Now John K is giving us a virtual tour of his own fantasy animation school. Yesterday in his blog, all kinds of stuff, he posted an illustrated rundown of the classes that would make up the first year program, which includes technical basics and also more abstract notions such as Drawing Funny and Interpretation & Caricature. If your interest is piqued, check it out and leave him a comment - if John gets enough interest, we may yet see a day where the sun rises on the campus of Kricfalusi U.