Homemade Wolverine Claws! The Scourge of Cardboard Boxes!

This guy obviously really enjoyed X-Men Origins: Wolverine. I guess someone was bound to. Either way, this ingenious geek was not content to sit around and wonder what it would be like to slice up cardboard boxes with kickass retractable wolverine claws... he went out and did something about it! Something that could probably get him arrested if he shows them in public, but something indeed! He is an inspiration to us all. Empty cardboard boxes beware!

*Editor's note: for the record, I don't mean to impugn upon this geek's reputation-he probably didn't like X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Oh, If Only This Weren't Some Cruel April Fool's Joke

Those total D-Bags over at ThinkGeek think they have the best April Fools prank ever. Smug assholes. They had to go and taun-taunt us (a-thank-you) with this insanely awesome sleeping bag shaped like a vivisected tauntaun! You would get to sleep in its intestine-patterned innards with your brow resting gently on its adorable tauntaun pillow-head. There's even a lightsaber zipper pull so you can imagine slicing the beast open every night before you go to bed! BUT if you click the BUY NOW button (as any self respecting nerd would) you'll find a mean old "April Fools!" message awaiting you. Quit mocking us and get to work on making this thing a reality! I don't care if I'm a 26 year old urban professional with a fiance! I'd sleep in this thing every night!