Doom Is Back in B-More! Gallagher Edition!

Dr. Victor von Doom is back in my hometown; terrorizing the unsuspecting citizens of Baltimore with comedic stylings straight from the early 80s. At least we now know that Latveria gets comedy central-cause it looks like Doom spends his daytime hours watching ancient Gallagher specials. I'm assuming he can't spend all that time plotting the destruction of the Fantastic Four; if that were the case you'd think there'd be some results by now. Either way, you haven't laughed at a smashed watermelon in decades! Live a little! Favorite line? "A big bowl of Trix... Because Sue Storm is a Whore!"

Dr. Doom Schools the Fantastic Four Down In B-More

The Scourge of Latveria himself passed through my home town of Baltimore just last week... I'd assume en route to New York from DC on some sort of sinister diplomatic mission. Well, before making his demands to the UN, he tried out his public speaking at a comedy show in Hampden. He's a bit rusty (metal mask pun intended), but who can blame him-delivering nothing but villainous tirades and soliloquies for decades will wreak havoc on one's comedic timing. Also, it's really hard to test your material on Doombots. Either way, when Reed Richards sees this, he's gonna be soooo pissed.