Harry doesn’t know how long it will take to wash the sticky cake off his face. For a civilized young man, it is disgusting to have dirt on any part of his body. He lies in the elegant bathtub, keeps wiping his face, and thinks about Dudley’s face, which is as fat as Aunt Petunia’s bottom.I also recall hearing about some manga floating around that involves a good bit of Potter/Malfoy snogging, though I'm a little afraid to start searching for such a thing. Insecure sexuality and all that.
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