Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Three Ninjas Arrested in Oregon

According to the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, three teenage ninjas that had been evading the police for months were finally apprehended last week. Apparently the teens wore hooded black outfits and utility belts stocked with throwing stars and climbing spikes, and were "scampering over rooftops, climbing trees just like a squirrel, and breaking into houses and cars." The article also describes a thrilling rooftop police chase wherein our ninja hero leaps to a nearby tree to avoid capture. Now we need some teenage pirates to balance this equation. Somebody get on that.

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