Albo Drinks the Mac Kool-Aid, Endures Prejudice

I just bought my first Mac (made easier by my BEST FRIEND Jamie who got me an Apple employee discount) and have scoured the internet for every widget, trick and software download I could find to optimize my experience. During this search, while Googling "fun stuff to do with your new mac" [what a dork -ed.] I came across a page with the elegant title: "One Thing PC Users Can Do That Mac Users Can't: SHUT THE FUCK UP." It's a good old-fashioned rant against the Mac user and whether you agree with the author or not you have to admire his tenacity:

Most iPod commercials feature guys with long hair, chicks roller skating, and guys wearing fedoras. I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store. I feel like in order to have a Mac, I need to be:

• An Artist
• In a Band
• Unemployed (see above)

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